There's news in the field of agriculture...
The planet's most inept gardener has successfully grown and harvested corn!
He smothered some with margarine last night. It tasted great and made him feel husky.
Just call me Kernel, boasts the guy, who happens to write this blog.
Prior to this season, his sowing success was limited to spuds, spinach and onions veggies an ambitious amoeba could grow.
How'd he get the cob done?
Aww shucks, I planted it. It grew. Nothing a-maize-ing involved.
He only wishes he grew enough to sell to pirates because they pay a buccaneer.
His biggest fear about becoming a corn star stalkers.
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