UFO sighting at Janeway

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There’s been a dirty diaper development...

After almost a year of dropping every excuse to avoid changing poopy bums — including "I can’t, I'm bald” — an anxious dad finds himself raring to do the job.

His 11-month-old swallowed a small tin circle from a Middle Eastern charm and the father wants to see that it ends up in a Pamper.

"We took him to the Janeway and, sure enough, there was a UFO (undigested foreign object) in his belly," said the man, known as "Da Da Da Da" to the child and "sbartlett" to his e-mail program.

Asked for comment on how the dime-sized circle feels in his tummy, the kid responded, "Doe doe doe doe doe," with rising intonation.

The doctor expected the object would come out within two weeks.

The dad said he's up for the dirty work until it does.

The enthusiasm will not likely continue, the man noted, adding the job stinks.

"No, like the swallowed object, this too shall pass."

And why exactly can't bald men change diapers?

"Doe doe doe doe doe," the man replied.

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