“Do I seem like I smoke marijuana?” Well actually, Mr. Prime Minister, yes, you do. In a past effort to be part of the crowd, if nothing else. And your slick insertion of this question as the intended answer to a legitimate question from a reporter tells me all I need to know in that regard.
Your holier-than-thou righteous condemnation of those who provided an honest answer to what appears to have been the question of the week, digs the hole in which you are currently standing just a little deeper for the PMO and the entire Conservative party, and causes one to question if there is any honesty and integrity left within the party as a whole.
Do you look like you ever inhaled? Well, no, at least not until your buddies figured out that you were the only one who never got a serious case of either the giggles or the munchies.
After that, I would think that inhaling became a requirement.
Do you look like you ever got stoned? No comment (which is essentially the same as what you told the reporter).