I know how to have the biggest poker game the world has ever seen.
Advertise the following rules for a poker tournament here in Newfoundland:
Newfoundland Poker Tournament, with re-buys.
The game: Muskrat Falls Hold ’em.
Buy-in: minimum $7.4 billion.
Players: Bankers, businessmen, governments and forced Newfoundlanders.
The dealer: the Newfoundland government, for every hand.
The deck: fixed by the dealer.
The game: rigged against all Newfoundland players, who must re-buy when broke and who are never allowed to cash out.
Prizes: prizes go only to bankers, businessmen and governments.
Phil Earle
1995 World Series of Poker
Pot Limit Omaha World Champion
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