The number of reported attacks on St. John’s residents is rising, according to Major Tom of Frontline Action. The first reports started coming in around 7 p.m. after seven people were attacked when leaving a local restaurant.
“It was like something right out of a zombie movie,” says Mike, who was able to escape what he says was a small horde of undead. “They came out of nowhere — groaning, their mouths open and their teeth chomping as they came at us — we had no idea what was happening until they were on us.”
The small horde has since been eliminated but sightings have once again increased and there is now a report of a massive horde making its way toward Duffett’s Road, says Major Tom.
“We are warning residents to stay inside. This is not a drill. Hundreds of undead have been seen in the area,” Major Tom adds, urging any citizens that want to help shoot the zombies to head directly to 54 Duffett’s Rd.
“We will take all of the new recruits to the bunker where we will thoroughly brief them on the situation,” he says. “Your mission will be to take out as many of the invading undead as you can before they can take over the city,” he adds.
Major Tom says they have developed a special glow-in-the-dark, ‘zombie-killing-acid’ that is harmless to the living, but will stop the infected. “Recruits will be taken to the latest sighting (a field at 54 Duffett’s Rd.) where they will board a specially outfitted bus, armoured with 20 turrets with state-of-the-art paintball guns.
The seven-acre field is lit with black lights to help recruits find their target with the glow-in-the-dark acid. “None of the zombies are armed, so the more we can take out before they make their way past our forces, the better chance we have of saving the city,” Major Tom adds.
“We are accepting recruits any time after dark until about 11 p.m. every Friday and Saturday night in October. Line up at the recruiting station, and we will take 20 soldiers at a time,” says Major Tom, adding they need the recruits to shoot as many of the zombies as they can in the 15-minute tour, which makes three stops at the most infested areas.
Soldiers will purchase their zombie-killing acid prior to boarding the bus, which will take them around the quarantined field. They will have enough time to reload their guns approximately three times, says Major Tom.
“Rain or shine, we will continue the fight,” Major Tom says. “The bus not only protects recruits from the zombies, but also the elements.”
No need to register, everyone will get a chance to do their duty for the city. Major Tom adds they have two specially equipped buses, so wait times are short and they can take more than 100 recruits per hour. Dedicated recruits are also welcome to take multiple trips — just disembark the bus and purchase more rounds and join the recruiting line for another shot at the undead.
“The field is full of undead. We boarded the bus and made our way into the darkness. The zombies came out of the trees and we started shooting. They were banging on the bus, trying to get in — it was terrifying,” says Mike, who immediately joined the fight after his first terrifying experience with the undead outside the restaurant. “I urge everyone to come out and help us save St. John’s.”
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